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Quantum Parenting

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Parts 7
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Facial Hair Confuses Babies. One of a number of random observations from an unprepared, unreliable and neurodiverse parent. 

This ...er... thingy, diatribe, publication, list, call it what you will is a collection of odd thoughts, random observations and general rubbish from the sleep deprived and generally caffeine-infused brain of a slightly frazzled parent. As with most parents, I'm still growing up alongside my kids and have realised that often they're probably more mature than I am. More intelligent too. 

Make of it what you will... a paper aeroplane seems like a good idea.... fold here...All Rights Reserved

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