Meeting Malia

"If you wanna runaway with me, then you gotta follow a few rules first." I nodded unsurely at her words.

"One. You do everything as I say."

"Two. No bushy cushy business should go around without notifying me first."

"That's it for now." She finished. I nodded at her.

"Okay."

Maybe it's not going to be that bad after al-

"Wait, I got another one." She said, suddenly.

"Shoot." I said, picking up a leaf from the ground.

"Three. No nosy business allowed." And the leaf fell down from my hand at that condition.

Looks like this is gonna be a lot harder than I thought it'd be.

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Ever heard of the saying 'curiousity killed the cat'?

Well, that's exactly what happened to me, except there was no cat nor did anyone get killed. I did get arrested though.

Why? Well, I'll tell you.

So I was at this house party and I saw this girl with pink hair leaving before it even got started. The weird part was that the party goers were oblivious about it. So I, being the creepy person I am, decided to follow her.

And look where that got me!

I'm in the back seat of a police car, handcuffed with that pink haired chipmunk sitting beside me.

(This was written when I was like 17.. so please, bear with me..)