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Pick-up Put-downs

DreamerForADaughter

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Parts 62
Time 10m

Reads 1,422
Votes 194
Parts 62
Time 10m

DreamerForADaughter

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Shutting down pick up lines. Sassy remarks to witty pick up lines. 

Pick up lines provided by @harrytuals
Cover made my @harrytualsAll Rights Reserved

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