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Collection of Epic Roasts and Comebacks!
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𝙚𝙪𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙖 - 𝙅𝙅 𝙢𝙖𝙮𝙗𝙖𝙣𝙠 1
started: 14.08.20 completed: 07.06.22 𝙚𝙪𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙖 /𝙟𝙪ːˈ𝙛ɔː𝙧ɪə/ 𝙇𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙣𝙤𝙪𝙣 𝙣𝙤𝙪𝙣: 𝙚𝙪𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙖 𝙖 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙧 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙚 𝙚𝙭𝙘𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨. "𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐉𝐉 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐤? 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞!" 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐛𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐫𝐤, 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐲𝐥𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞. 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐤𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐫𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬. 𝐛𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐉𝐉 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐤, 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐞𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲Complete
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"𝙰𝚕𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚆𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚍𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚢, 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎?" 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴 "𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚙 & 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚖𝚎! 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚖𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚠𝚎𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚍𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚢" 𝘏𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴. 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮. 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴𝘦𝘵 𝘐 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘺... 𝘏𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘮𝘱𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘦. 𝘈𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘥, 𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘥 & 𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤. 𝙰𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚢 𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛'𝚜 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑, 𝙼𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚊𝚕 𝚐𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚎. 𝙱𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚡𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚖𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚍𝚒𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎. 𝙸 𝚖𝚎𝚝 𝙷𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛'𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐉𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐧 , 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚛𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛... 𝙸 𝚏𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚗 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎... 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚔𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 & 𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝙸 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚔𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚎𝚡𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚖𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘Complete
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𝙐𝙉𝙒𝙍𝙄𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙉, 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙬 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙮
𝘜𝘕𝘞𝘙𝘐𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘕 {" 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚞𝚗𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 "} 🎞️ 𝐟𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐎𝐂! 𝐱 𝐃𝐫𝐞𝐰 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥-𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗍𝗎𝗌: ⇨ ᶜᵒᵐᵖˡᵉᵗᵉᵈComplete
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