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This story is just a shoutout to all people who have ever tried to write a book before. I'm not sinning your work of art, just saying you shouldn't have written it. I hope nobody feels bad if they've ever told a story this way. You're special just for trying, but I'm a meanie who has nothing to do, so hard luck. If you have written a story which isn't cliché, good for you. You've just done the impossible because in my world the only thing different about two stories is the characters' names. Good luck surviving this absolute brain melter.
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