Foxy X Reader (Yiff, Yiff, Yiff!)

I'm only writing this because I lost a bet with my friend. Also, this is gonna be a shit post of sorts too. I promise to drink bleach afterwards. Here's my friend's channel link.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNGIhib2Wxve4JLPd7I7JdQ
Don't really care if it works or not. Anyways, this is a story about the new nightgaurd named Chipper, who sexually identifies as a Wood Chipper and Foxy the Pirate, who sexually identifies as a Apache Helecopter.

Be sure to take a moment to appriciate the photoshopped images I made for each chapter as well! They took awhile ya know?

WARNING: GENRALLY OFFENSIVE AND SEXUAL! I WANT TO DIE!