St. Hypocrisy- A Jaime Lyn Beatty Fanfiction

Dominic Fife does not believe in love. To him, it's purely a superficial emotion to trick the foolish into cookie-cutter feelings. But when he joins an online chatroom, he is instantly drawn to one username: @st_hypocrisy528. With only the name JLB, he feels as though she is the only person in the world he can trust with his true thoughts and problems, and maybe is developing a slight... crush?
In an entire different world of his real life, Dominic earns a job at a local theater teaching cartooning classes. He meets Jaime, but she is completely polar from his Saint Hypocrisy. She's loud, she's annoying... and she's landed herself in Dom's life. Especially with her new show, Twisted, under wraps, he can't seem to get Jaime off his case. He would do anything to just sit down and meet his Saint Hypocrisy, but she seems unwilling to meet, and almost as if she knows more about Dominic than he thinks...
Dominic will go through twists and turns, and with some snark, deep thoughts, stubborn denial and one sassy Nonna, he might just realize that love is not just a social construct. But who knows? It may just be his own Saint of Hypocrisy.
(DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING OF STARKID OR THEIR AFFILIATES. THIS IS PURE FICTION)