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Witamy na końcu interneta! Zapewne trafiliście tu dzięki najlepszemu przewodnikowi w dziejach! A jego imię to Deadpool!
Tak.
A więc, ta "książka" będzie zawierała typowe recenzje jakich wiele jest na tym wspaniałym serwisie! Jednak my będziemy recenzować ff z najr óżniejszych uniwersów (gry, filmy, seriale i wiele więcej). Zapraszamy do tego wspaniałego rakowiska!
Prosimy nie brać tego dzieua na poważnie, to tylko zabawa , powstała w celach humorystycznych.
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