The Benevolent Thief [Young Justice AU]

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"Riddle me this, riddle me that
What has a head like a cat, feet like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?"

"Oh my precious kitten!
Now Nygma, that is by far the best riddle I've heard you spout. How about another, or do I have to pout?"

"Now now, Cat. Riddles take time to finesse, and you of all should know that."

"What's this? A Valentine's Day card? Roses are red, violets are b-WHY THOSE IGNORANT, DISEASE-BEARING, IDIOTIC, MUSH-FILLED, BUFFONIFIC HUMANS!"

"What's she ranting about?"

"Meh, somebody left a V-Day card in Ivy's sight and apparently, humans have yet to learn that violets are violet, or purple. There's a reason they're called violets."

"Oh poor Ivy. She seems stressed. Maybe if I take her to Evergreen Park she'll be happier."

"Good luck, Aunt H."
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Sorry kiddos but this story is rated M due to explicit mentions of smut and otherwise outright cursing. Bye!