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people viewed this before it came out
people found out this existed
the people went to a gun shop
those people then paid for guns
they bought a gun
and they all met up in the middle of the woods
and said "let's all kill ourselves together"
they all shot themselves in the head as much as they could before they died
more people found out about the story
they went to a weapon shop
they bought a pocket knife
they all met up next to the dead corpses of the others
and said "we should all die"
they then all cut themselves a lot until they bled out and died
more people found the post
they all went to a nearby bridge, it was very tall
they jumped into the water, and the fall killed them
more people found the post
and this time, they inhaled carbon monoxide from a car
they died
thousands found the post at a time, had a mass meetup in paris
they were ready to climb the eiffel tower and jump
they all got as far up on the eiffel tower as they could
and they all jumped