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I'm Not Crazy Yet (editing)

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Reads 239,903
Votes 8,841
Parts 47
Time 7h 7m

Mature

"God damn it Cydney! HELP! I'M SAYING HELP!"

"Ohhhhh, you know that makes a lot more sense than Nell."
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Cydney is cute, fun and hella crazy. Like making a gangleader kidnap her kinda crazy. Orders hamsters online kinda crazy. Hates small children kinda crazy... Well actually that's pretty normal. She's so crazy that she can make animals do her bidding. (Sorta, as long as she doesn't insult them.) 
What I'm trying to say is Cydney is crazy. Her best friend is the sarcastic, frustrated, annoyed and at her wits end voice in her head. And her only companion is her pet duck, Ralph. Well, until she meets the gang. Then everything is just plain weird. Cydney can make a grown man cry and do nothing but smile, but I guess if you really want to know her story you gotta read. 
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Now if none of this makes you want to read then goodbye :) but also hello but mainly goodbye because I presume you are leaving.
Bye now. -Ez :D
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#021 in humour (23/03/2018) :3
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