Anger Management

The only way I can soothe the inner rage boiling inside me is by lashing out at anything good or tasteful in a way that is sure to cause a great deal of (wait for it) spite thrown at me. Though I will hold my reservations as I believe the internet to be a fair and just place where everybody can get along. Oh sorry that was me dry heaving laughter.

The picture is of a massive burger because I am an American and therefore I'm basically everything that's wrong with the world, at least, according to the news, but who watches that anymore?