Me, myself, and dumbass

Its 10AM and its summer so of course im sleeping. I get 10 messages every 10 seconds. If its from Mark im gonna flip. Dumbass: Hey wake up. Im at your house. We need to talk. I would break through your window if i had to. Dumbass: BRO WAKE UP Dumbass: Allison Marks, get up NOW. Dumbass: Markus pleaaaaaaaase Dumbass: Fine i'll come back later Dumbass: lol jk im staying. But im gonna get some frosties from Wendys. Brb. Dumbass: im bak. Got u fries and a chocolate frosty. Youre welcome. Dumbass: okay im coming in Dumbass: SHIT who locks the door to their house. Dumbass: Im back in the truck, Genius. I smirk at my screen as i walk to my window while fixing my hair into a messy bun. I see his famous "fucked every girl in this pick-up" red pick up truck. I text him back, Genius: Wtf why? Who told you where i live! Be out in 5. I stare at him through the glass as he picks up his phone. He smiles, and i get a text back saying, "K." Sweet greek gods, i hate him. I wish he would fall off a deck. Into an ocean. Full of sharks.