Thousands of universes paralleled each other in their existences. Some had beautiful, inspiring happenstances where heros won and people learned to be better than they originally had been. Stories could be written in those universes about the people that defeated tyranny or the people that found love in the midst of darkness or the people who became warriors. But there were some universes with nothing to brag over. Some were average, with nothing great that would ever happen. But among one of those simple, average universes, was one with only one story. It wasn't a normal story, for it was about bad people, people who never learned to be better. But those people did somethng that outshone everything every other universe had accomplished, outshone them so far it was like comparing the sun to a flashlight. Still, until this day, that story hasn't been told. So I'm going to write it down for you.