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Pesky Humans and Other Problems

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ON HIATUS. Cato's Libraryinth is dying, and he hasn't a clue what to do about it. In the meantime, he decides to occupy his centuries by inviting humans into his realm and laughing at their failures. What he doesn't count on, though, is his most recent Runner-one Mia Katz, struggling writer and disappointment extraordinaire.All Rights Reserved

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