Bad and Badder.

Misty Arabella Autumn James is literally your adverage bad ass...
Her hair a different color every week has a nose, tounge, and belly piercing not to mention snake bites.
Did karate since birth and has a boxing trainer. To top it off she knows she's hot as hell.
The only thing that is stopping her from looking like the ultimate bad-ass is..............
She's 5'0". Don't worry everyone is still deathly afraid of her. All except for one incredibly hot guy.
Who knows her horrific secret.
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He shoved me against the wall crouched down to my level and trapped my between his muscle arms
"Listen here belle"
I giggled do to how he had to crouch down
"One it's misty two having fun? " I said and burst out laughing at my own joke
He grunted put his hands around my waist and lifted me to his 6'4" height
"Now. Belle you irritate me to the fullest and I really don't think you should do that."
I leaned closer to his ear wrapping my legs around his waist
and whispered "and why the hell not?"
He did the same and said "because...I know you secret" then kissed my cheek put me down and walk away....

I mean like wtf?