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The Golden Book of Rants

no_worries_mate

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Reads 80
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Parts 2
Time <5 mins

no_worries_mate

The title pretty says it all. But, if you can't read titles that well (hey, I'm not judging at all... Ok, maybe this much *holds fingers a gazillion centimetres apart*), then this is the right place for you!       Basically, this book is a whole lotta rants about the stupid, bonehead things people do on Wattpad (clichés and whatnot) that I find so annoying I want to scream at my very fat cat (probably about how she should lose some weight, and also get a job 'cause I'm broke and I need some dough).      So, please read if you enjoy reading about rants (votes, comments and fans would help too), and get the hell outta here if you don't (no offene, but I don't take haters well, and I will not put up with people hating on my story 'cause they don't agree with what I say - you don't agree, don't read!).       As a side note, this is book's category's are humour and short story, so basically it's supposed to be funny and short. You don't like that? That's cool, just simply DON'T READ THIS BOOK! Got it? Good! Now without further ado I present...  THE GOLDEN BOOK OF RANTS!       Written by no_worries_mate    Cover by KewlKat77  All Rights Reserved © Kara Walker 2014All Rights Reserved

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