Kill me, please...

isnt is funny how humans can die so easily? For instance: one shot to the head and we die instantly, drink bleach and we slowly and painfully die from the chemicals burning open our stomach, overdosing on things that ironically are suppose to save us, drowning yourself until your lungs are consumed by water.

But, what if....we become immortal? What if the bleach just gives stomachaches, what if the gun only leaves a scar, what if overdosing does nothing but gives a headache? What if we are able to breath underwater?

Please, someone help me die from this painful life that im living....