"Hey Zach, are you coming to the party?"
"Sorry, I don't have a dick. I think you have the wrong number."
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Elliot Jensen and Elliot Fintry have a lot in common. They share the same name, the same house, the same school, oh and they hate each other but, as they will quickly learn, there is a fine line between love and hate.