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NUKEM ZED - Winter of 2017 by Nick Docket
(Comedy Fiction Fusion)

""Stepping off his front lawn was a challenge, walking to school was something Nukem opted out of doing and never could take care of a pet. Yet linked to reality and people in a way no one understood or even noticed, this gift lived with in him in silence.
Fashion was not something he took lightly with a desire to where a gas mask, fedora, penny loafers, music fanatic always listening with earphone - antenna and all the time. Morning routine a joint, masterbation, bacon and eggs and a nap with the motto, " This shit works." A common day is sitting around on the back porch doing what any 20 something would be doing living at home, dead end job and a way to go nowhere fast is all he ever expected.
Nukem's friends and family all went off to do great things, elite venture even, yet looking upon him as a genius that would never amount to his potential. Earlier in life he had fallen ill, broken and abused by his peers. He took the pain and ignored the threats for he knew something the others did not. 
He was a class 'A' headcase....."" Exerpt 2017
Nukem Zed by Adam F Davidson
Winter 2017 - Complete March 20th 2017

Planetary Time Dilation.

(Radius Squared Multiply Twelve, Radius Divided 2 Multiply 12) half our rotation. Half our sphere. Centre of the frantic dial outward. Apply Negative to infinite centre. And Positive to Negative to begin at Sphere shell. HYPER POSITIVE TO OUTER. Chaos onward. Existence. 808=infinity.

Nick Docket 02-13-2018 - 01:06

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