I Want To Paint Your Lips
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  • Reads 5,381
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  • Parts 15
  • Time 2h 16m
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Complete, First published Jul 09, 2017
Mature
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Evan's worked at the asylum for over a year, and had given up all other patients in order to take Delirious, a ranked 9.1 schizophrenic, full time. Delirious is known infamously for being completely unpredictable and childishly stubborn, and only ever able to be controlled by Evan. When curiosity mixes with unpredictability, Delirious manages to coerce Evan down the rabbit hole with him and choices have to be made that risk the lives of both men in the desperation to keep them both alive and (relatively) sane.

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E3 Mishap [H2OVanoss/Vanirious]

16 parts Complete

"Was Evan actually with Delirious?" Mini asked. Cartoonz knew that he had to tell them the truth, so he opened his mouth to say something, but someone else beat him to it "Yeah, I was." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A book that's an E3 2015 special! :] follows quite a few of the facts that happened in E3. H2OVanoss

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