Expect the Expected

If you are expecting that a meaningful text that tells the synopsis of the story will appear here, you are gravely mistaken. Sadly, not everything in life is what you expect. It is definitely not my fault that you took your time to read this meaningless description about nothing. I definitely was not expecting you to read this. I have expected all things to be expected in any situation except for the fact that you are still reading this crap. If you expect that this description will end soon enough, you are mistaken once again. This meaningless text was written for my own twisted amusement which is why I was expecting I would get some fun out of it but in the end, it looked like I was just an idiot talking to myself about expecting the expected. Another expectation of mine is that you will ask why isn't the title Expect the Unexpected. The answer is easy. Expecting the unexpected is hard if you know that there are many possibilities that could occur in any moment of time. Plus, it gives you a cheap sense of superiority towards others that you predicted the predictable, and expected the expected. Another thing that you should also expect is that this is the end of this description just as I expected. I also expect that after this sentence will be the end. End.