Jokes, Comebacks, & Pickup Lines
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Last published Thu, Aug 17, 2017
Some funny jokes to brighten your day! A few riddles to make you think! A lot of comebacks to tell that bully who's thinks they're better than you! And a couple pick up lines, cuz I can.
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