Charlie Fletcher and the Year that Didn't Go as it Should Have

Harry Potter is by far the most successful series of all times with hundreds of million copies sold. However, Harry is a self-centered prick and his perception of Hogwarts is extremely diminished by his own arrogance. In collaboration with S.S Edmund Fitzgerald who you have never heard of, we proudly present to you a butchering of Harry Potter's 3rd year, as told by a group of first years. Meet Charlie Fletcher, a London thug who should be in prison but instead finds himself at Hogwarts.

See the houses as never before! The Ravenclaws; half own Tumblr blogs, the other half are desperately trying to get into med school. The Slytherins; the edgy kids, the furries and the people who write Drapple fanfictions. The Gryffindors; steroid boosted white fuck boys with penchants for athleticism. And the Hufflepuffs; no one quite knows what's going on with them.

All that and more in the expanding work in progress