Greek Myths

When I was still in high school I was bored in class a lot and started rewriting Greek Myths, only to realize they were pretty useless, so I figured I would at least post them here so I can find them years down the line and cringe.
So, if you enjoy fun activities like death, betrayal, affairs and a shit ton of incest, you are in the right place! Also, you may want to talk to someone about that.

I find it pretty unnecessary to claim I didn't fully come up with these, but, you know, just in case someone thinks the H in my username stands for Homer, I did not come up with these, they're just really bad retellings.
Also, keep in mind mythology is, to be exact, old as shit, and you may be familiar with different versions of these myths; that's cool!
I've read several books that always differ on all sorts of things, from small details to full-on plot points, and I'm not trying to be super specific here, so don't put your Historian Hats on, these aren't goddamn orphic texts or anything, it's just a stupid thing I did instead of paying attention in math class, please read it as such. :)

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