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Andzia's Lajf Story

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Reads 139
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Parts 7
Time 18m

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Elo, mam na imię Andzia a to moja historia.
Jestem Blondynką o Niebieskich oczach, każdy mnie wielbi (taaa). Za niedługo kończę 16 lat.
Szukam Frenda o fajnie wybitych zębach i modnie brudnych adidasach, Najki też przejdą. Yolo-olo pij picolo! Lubie pisać rapy, ale dużo ludzi mówi że pisze słabe wierszydła, Oni się nie znają. Chcę zostać gwiazdą, moją karierę zaczynam na portalu Wiocha.pl w wolnym czasie udzielam się na faszynfromraszyn.pl. To tyle Elo-sero! (Nie którzy mówią Elo-Zero ale ja wole być bardziej orgdzinal girl)

*Historia nie ma na celu nikogo obrazić. Opowieść postała w celach humorystycznych.All Rights Reserved

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INSATIABLE by Dara57

He brought his hands up and tucked my hair behind my ear. coming closer to my ear "Do i arouse you?" he whispered, making my knees weak "I can feel the heat radiating off you and i know you are soaking wet already" What the hell? Pushing him off me i straightened up and glared at him "You are now my boss starting tomorrow and i dont think it is appropriate to use comments like that with an employee." He suddenly jammed on the elevator emergency button, causing the elevator to stop. "Really? That would make this more exciting and easier. "I am attracted to you, you are attracted to me. Lets fuck and be fine" I stared at him wide eyed Has this man gone mad? I admit that he is hot and affects me a little but that doesn't mean i want to jump into bed with him, he is my boss for crying out loud and i really need this job" He was now standing in front of me with his face close to mine staring at my lips. I want to kiss you" He whispered making me feel chills all over my body. ***************************************************** Blake Greyson wasn't born with a silver spoon but he worked all his life to get to the top. Too as one of the eligible billionaires in Florida with his beautiful girlfriend Anna by his side every step away. Mellisa Wakefield is a young woman in her early twenties who is yet to get her life together. She fails miserably in whatever she does and her sister never misses the opportunity to remind her of how much of a loser she was until she got a job at Greyson's enterprise. Two different people tangled into a life of love, sex and betrayal.

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