Driven By A Crazy Woman (Hiatus)

I don't know what to think anymore.

"Hey! Look at me!"

What is she doing?

"Bi***! Notice me!"

This is my first time encountering someone like this.

"Hoi!!! You sh**!"

Really? A curse word? What the hell did I do to you woman?!

"For your information, I'm a human not a dog. Secondly I'm a frigg'n male for gah sake!"

"Whatever bessie. Your a woman to me."

I swear to- ugh I will kill this woman!

"What do you want anyway."

"I want you to take my v***-"

"Stop it woman! My ears! Gah! Sin!"

"You know you could just say Go-"

"No! Absolutely not! I love God! And I'm not gonna say his name for cursing!"

"Alright, alright chill babe. I'm just gonna ask you to accompany me to the restroom."

Damn this woman, why would she want a man accompanying her to the restroom.

I shuffled my hair. "Aghh okay but I'm only waiting outside."

"Aww you don't wanna see my butt naked?"

"Damn you flirtatious woman. Let's just go!"

"Okay babe." She send me a wink then linked arms with me.

I am very uncomfortable with this linking arms. I mean people will think I'm ahh never mind, I'll just remove her arm.

"Hey why did you removed my arm?"

I sighed. "To do this."

I intertwined my fingers with hers and led her to the girl's restroom.