Winfred SharkMan is a simple man who makes his living pilfering gold from water fountains. His neon blue skin and abnormally large nose have never stopped him from living a normal life. However, the disembodied voices of two teenage girls guiding his every move might. (An Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion fanfiction) (It should be noted that I use Canadian spelling so things like color and gray will be spelled colour and grey. There's lots of these, but they aren't spelling mistakes)