Mostly Just Hungry
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Ongoing23m
Last published Sun, Jul 30, 2017
"What is this? Are you having an aneurism? A seizure? What are you doing?!"
"...I'm smiling"
"Smiling? You don't do that."
"Yes. Yes I do."
"No, you look like a constipated orangotan trying to decide if he wants to take a dump or not."
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One Calvin Klein pizza delivery guy
One hungry girl
A whole load of trouble
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