I Was Watching SpongeBob
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"Is this the Krusty Krab? Wait! Shi-"
"No this is Peter."
"Arg! I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to say that, I was watching SpongeBob and-"
"And you want some Krusty Krab pizza. I know, I know. Sorry to break it to you hun, this is a Starbucks."
"You're a buttnugget."
"No, I'm a Peter."
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Harper Whitwood is an adult on the outside, child on the inside.
After getting abused by her empty stomach, she decides to order a Starbucks drink from the comfort of her couch and behind the screen of a sponge.
Unfortunately, she just happens to say the wrong restaurant to the right person.
Peter O'Neill: a Starbucks employee who just happens to diagnosed with an extreme case of boredom.
But Harper isn't a doctor. She's just a girl who wants something to drink.
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Don't Copy.
Common Sense.
Dedicated to my very best friend, Bluestar1313~
Disclaimer!! I don't own Starbucks and/or SpongeBob. I do, however, own the plot.
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