Diaries of a Madman
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Last published Fri, Mar 27, 2015
If a picture paints a thousand words, why can't I draw dictionaries?
My name is Rob and I write books. This would be fine if that's where it ends, but the Royal Shakespeare Company like me and want to turn my book Brown Sugar into a hit new play. Sadists! This is the story of everything that happened to me from meeting with the RSC, right the way through to sitting front row to my own tragedy. I should probably mention there's lots of drugs and sex too. But that's the same as any other book, isn't it?
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I listen in quietly as I tiptoed around the corner to see what my boyfriend was talking about. If he's cheating I'm going to beat his ass and her ass . I started to listen... "Alexis is going to be over happy !" he said with joy in his voice Um what do he mean ? What is he planning ? He knows I don't like suprises ...ugh. "Yes , yes she is once this suprise party is done " Juliet said Oh gosh! what have I done listening in on his convos but now I heard to much ! I tried to back away but they saw me . Shit , just goddamn shit "Babe ? , did you hear something we said ?" he asked with seriousness in his greenish hazel eyes "Um ! n-nothing duhh I kinda tripped and such " I stuttered along with a nervous laugh "Bestfriend be for real did you hear anything ?" Juliet asked " I told you nothing , I heard nothing" I covered up with my bright smile and walked away I walked to the bathroom and let out a nervous laugh again . I can't believe what I just heard ...their planning something for me? this is the first time someone every thought about me . my cheeks start to get wet . Shit I'm crying "Alexis , are you okay ? " Juliet asked with sincere in her voice " Its just that I notice that.." I trailed off "Nobody gives a fuck about me at all" I wiped away tears as I said it "That's not true don't lie to yourself , we care " she embraced me I stood there hugging her and crying , venting to my bestie that I love so much . she was always there no matter what and I'm glad she was here ~~ Please read I um this is my first book xD so enjoy
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