Diaries of a Madman
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If a picture paints a thousand words, why can't I draw dictionaries?
My name is Rob and I write books. This would be fine if that's where it ends, but the Royal Shakespeare Company like me and want to turn my book Brown Sugar into a hit new play. Sadists! This is the story of everything that happened to me from meeting with the RSC, right the way through to sitting front row to my own tragedy. I should probably mention there's lots of drugs and sex too. But that's the same as any other book, isn't it?
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