Bad-Tempered Heroes
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Last published Sat, Dec 16, 2023
It starts with a grocery list and ends with an explosive... warfare?
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In a modern alter-society run by illegal magic, powerful criminals and badass technology, a simple human like HIYORI isn't expected to do much heroic stuff besides existing, chewing waffles, and avoiding suspicious activities.
Nor is it easy for TYLER, an orphan teen hosted (against his will) by kind-hearted aliens. Not when his life is a constant question mark, cheeses don't make sense, and the closest allies he's got are a smartass friend and an overly sadistic comrade.
But never mind that. When a wary guild of damnation threatens to obliterate this already messed-up dimension... Who is the good guy anymore? Beliefs are thrown out of the window, the impossible meets all the requirements, and voices start arguing in your head. Leaving the future in the hands of the worst characters possible.
One thing is sure: all hell breaks loose. While a lot of people laugh at it. Dragons included.
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~ Humor Sci-Fantasy Novel ~
Amazing cover done by @Guinealove2005
|Warning| This slow-burn book includes a full dosage of ABSURD HUMOR and DARKNESS that will come at the most unpredictable moments. PLOT TWISTS are let loose. CLIFFHANGERS have taken over the pages.
No one is safe anymore.
❗️WARNING Language & Violence❗️
This story was originally started in 2017 and entered hiatus in 2021 at chapter 40. Now in 2023 it arises out of nowhere, ready to reach its ending.
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