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Hey, guys! Here is another collection of short stories, that will feature me, my Wattpad friends, my friends I know in real life, and random characters! Looking for an escape from reality? You come to the right place! Enjoy your time in the world of short stories! :)

Sarah's the new girl in town, and she doesn't like it one bit. The boys are grown up and decide to add one more to their group, breaking the rule and making their friend a girl. Now they have everyday adventures in South Park. *This is crack. Repeat; this is crack. I found myself on a South Park binge, I'm now at season 7 in 5 days, and this is complete crack. I got bored and decided to write this shit, and I will probably only update when I'm bored (which is always), when I'm high (which is sometimes), or when I'm drunk (which is almost never). Do enjoy this crack-filled fanfic that is from the TV show, South Park if your dumb ass hasn't guessed that already. Thank you. *

IF YOU FIND THIS ANYWHERE BUT WATTPAD IT IS STOLEN! Stan and Kyle have been best friends since forever. Or that's what everyone says 'cause nobody remembers exactly when the two boys became inseparable. Though their sophomore year is getting close to an end the chaos simply has no end. I mean... it's highschool... in South Park. Of course on top of that everyone has their own personal chaos to deal with too. Stan's dad died this month last year, Kyle has a crush on his best friend, Butters parents suck, Kenny's poor AND his parents suck, and then Cartman... well he's just an asshat. Even with such little time left in the school year a wild amount of drama can still occur. Kyle is just happy he has Stan and vice versa. I mean they'll always have each other... right? Nothing could separate them... surely. ... (!) TW for the following (!) Alcohol abuse Swearing Mention of suicide Mention of death Vomit (moderate) Homophobia Sexual Innuendos ... Hello! As you read this I want you to keep in mind that I'm a young writer and that this is fan fiction. I will try my best to have good grammar, spelling, etc. but mistakes happen. *cought cough* auto correct, typos, human error *cough cough* Just (politely) point out my mistake and I'll go back and fix it. Also they're all 15-16 in this book. This isn't following any sort of timeline for the show so also keep that in mind. Enjoy!

!!!!!!THIS IS A SEQUEL TO MY FOREIGN ADULTS (south park au) FANFICTION. READ THAT BEFORE THIS OR BE CONFUSED!!!!!!!! i've given up on summaries so if you want answers to the lore i set up from the last foreign kids fic then read this story!!!! lol also pls admire the thumbnail i made it all by myself and i love it. it's so funny 2 me.

my good amino friend SonicStar917 made this, I just wanted to make a Wattpad remake. this is a highly ambitious crossover fan-fiction with super smash bros elements.

Lol i do not own South park. But this is an original story based off of nothing but south park and my imagination My friend @Catmoo94 Or Now her new account @BEN_Drowned_67 loves South park and so i figured i'd make this so this is for you!

Kyle Broflovski goes about his life any other way. He does above average in school. It's not enough. He cares about his future. It's not enough. He quit his social life to focus on school. It's not enough. He doesn't mind it to much. He stopped friends with his super best friend since 3rd grade, Stan Marsh. To focus on himself. Stan Marsh, he fucked up with Kyle and now he only has a handful of friends. None of them are like Kyle. They both just want thier lives back. {Contains attempted suicide, self harm, and alcohol use.}

A fanfiction I wrote a long time ago... It's a bit silly, but i think it's an ok read. :)

This is a South Park fanfic. Okay, I know this will NEVER happen. But just so you know this is a mixture of Stendy & Style. XOXO