The Dandelion and The Roses
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A wacky collection of stupid stories about my weird life. Quotes, stories, jokes. Full of emotions and all heartfelt.
Warning: You may get attached to the main character (me) but make sure that you are able to bare with her through her bitch fits and rants.
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