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The 4 friends from the show Seinfeld now have cell phones!
They're wacky face to face, even more so now that they can do it with the touch of a button.
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A Seinfeld fan fiction. I do not own any of the characters, the original show was written by Jerry Seinfeld.

If you are reading this story on any other platform other than Wattpad you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack.  If you wish to read this story in it's original, safe, form, please go to: @Writographer. Thank you.All Rights Reserved

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