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I'm A Pain In The Ass

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Parts 21
Time 2h 51m

Reads 1,935
Votes 11
Parts 21
Time 2h 51m

Kyle is one of those guys that look like they get attacked by girls on a daily basis but he isn’t. He is really a good friend and he’s all mine. Who would I be without this kid? I would have been a depressed victim of rape. If Kyle wasn’t at the party where I met him, I would have been raped by a conceited jock. I smiled at him, remembering how we became friends and he smiled back at me, completely confused as to why I was smiling at him.All Rights Reserved

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Sick Of It (Kyle Broflovski X Reader) cover

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Sick Of It (Kyle Broflovski X Reader)

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