SpeciesSwapStuck (aka: Sbrub)

Be the human with red eyes >>> Enter Name

You cannot enter this assfucker's name because he was already named when he was thirteen.

>>> Learn Name

[KARKAT VANTAS]

YOU ARE NOW, Karkat Vantas, a human of, now, sixteen years old. You actually don't give enough of a straight up fucks to describe yourself. You have been playing Sburb, a fucking virtual reality game that DESTROYED EARTH. It also KILLED your guardian, as well as the guardians of YOUR OTHER FRIENDS. This game was not a positive thing, after it actually began. Your older BROTHER, who will later be introduced, played the game as well, with his STUPID FRIENDS. Their session will FAIL, while yours will SUCCEED.

Forget this. Introduce the troll with gear-like horns.

Be the troll with gear-like horns >>> Enter Name

You cannot enter this dumbass's name because he was already named when he was six sweeps.

>>> Learn Name

[Dave Strider]

YOU ARE NOW Dave Strider, and you are currently EIGHT SWEEPS OLD. Your session of Sgrub has FAILED. It has failed miserably. This. Fucking. Game. You hate this game almost as much as you hate your KISMESIS, who was literally just fucking introduced. You like to create THE SICKEST OF BEATS, and STRIFE WITH YOUR OLDER BROTHER. Your lusus died. All of the creatures you care about die eventually... Let's just hope it isn't you.