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200 Harry Potter Jokes

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Some Hilarious jokes I've found while searching the web. Only true and loyal Harry Potter fans will get this, no matter what house you're in. Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw or Slytherin.

None of these pictures belong to me, they actually belong to a very special author who goes by the name J.K Rowling. (Sources include Google, Quiz up and GodKnowsWhere)

Cover Credit~Find the person, hunt them down and ask them why they made it for me.

Rated mature due to the strong language.

Completed Friday the fourth of January**Seluruh Hak Cipta Dilindungi Undang-Undang

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