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In this insanity-filled comedic novel, we follow the story of an unidentified male; simply referred to as "5 Gum Guy", and his good friend Chuck Norris. We know it sounds nuts; but just read it, and you'll understand! 5 Gum Guy's unbelievable ability to get high off of 5 Gum is quite amazing, and it's unrealistic properties make it the choice "drug" for 5 Gum Guy. But, when 5 Gum Guy's high becomes weaker and weaker, 5 Gum Guy goes deep into the search for answer's; doing unbelievably insane shenanigans along the way.All Rights Reserved

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Bliss

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