Chemical Reactions
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  • Parts 7
  • Time 1h 1m
Ongoing, First published Jul 14, 2017
Mature
A dickhead scientist once said, "love is just a chemical reaction". But how long will he tell himself that before a certain cobra infects him with view-changing venom? 
  
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  BTW- If you have any close connections with Dan Harmon or Justin Roiland, encourage *cough* force *cough, cough* them to checkout our book based off their out off this dimension series; Rick and Morty! It's a small request and we are veeery wishful thinkers! You will be rewarded a total of 25 Schmeckles for your efforts! 
  
  "Geez Morty, definition of de-uggh-speration, am I right?"
  
  "I-I-I think it's kinda nice they're writing a book about us y'know?"
  
  "They're writing a piece of SHIT Morty! A-A-And it's only going to get wo-ughh-rse for the both of us Morty! They're gonna ruin us Morty!"
  
  ~~~~~
  
  Shhh don't listen to Rick. If you love the show, you will love this book!
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