22 parts Complete MatureWhat happens when you die? That's a question that no living person can answer, you're just going to have to die to find out. I heard that you go to the place you were happiest in life, but what if you die without having any true happy moments? Also, I'm still wondering if gays can go to heaven.
Well let me tell you, both of my questions were definitely answered once I got hit by a truck. The pearly gates were not golden, they were rainbow colored. The doors open, and a wonderful world was shown to me. Men with washboard abs rocking grey sweatpants, drag queens walking down a rainbow road, and free cocktails. This couldn't be real, but it was.
A place that I can be truly happy, I have finally found it. I give my thanks to the truck driver who hit me. He is a true ally. Time to move in to my new home! ~ Welcome to Gay Heaven!
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*Strong language, mature content