Shrink: or This is How Stars Implode and You Don't Look So Good Yourself - T.M. García-Reiș - Wattpad

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Shrink: or This is How Stars Implode and You Don't Look So Good Yourself

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Reads 580
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Parts 13
Time 1h 25m

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Enter, stage right, we have Dr. Allegra Sue, psychiatrist of the stars and superheroes, who thinks her life is perfect but somewhere in the stretch of 24 hours, she dies. Literally flatlines. I mean that not in a poetic sense, no, not as in how you said you "literally died" when your boss found your online dating profile. Allegra dies as in she gets blown up, drowned, choked, attacked by zombies, dissected, decapitated, mutilated, and so on. And she wakes up the next day as though nothing happened. She is oblivious. Then, again, she gets poisoned, bitten by a snake, attacked by a monster baby, crushed by a stampeding mob, etc., ad infinitum. 

Okay, fine, if you must really know, she's an alcoholic. (Alcohol slackens the communication of the nerves in your hippocampus. Best avoid it at all costs, kids.) Still and all, she is one of the most renowned psychiatrists-if not THE most renowned-in the galaxy. Soon enough, some extraterrestrial research company detects the phenomenon happening to her. And everybody comes to her rescue. Happy days.

Allegra's acceptance of this ridiculous truth, i.e., her dying and resurrecting every day, would lead her into revelations of more ridiculous truths about her life and of life itself.All Rights Reserved

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