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Humor Me

RaptortasticBandaids

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Parts 3
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Reads 356
Votes 16
Parts 3
Time 34m

RaptortasticBandaids

Mature

WARNING: Rated R! (Sex and stuff)   Ziam/Leeronica, Nosh, Larry.     (Centered around Veronica/Leeroy, with Nosh & Larry)     Veronica was the student council president, making a fair amount of the big decisions at her school. Due to budget cuts and overdue fees, Veronica takes it upon herself to shut down the music and drama departments.  Leeroy Payne was a music and drama junkie, coming from a bad past with two things that currently made him happy. The color pink and music. Hearing the play was to be cancel, he sprung into action, not expecting to meet an uptight school girl  who he can't help but fall in love with; now three things make him happy.All Rights Reserved

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Malik For Student Body President {Ziam Student/Teacher} by Anonymous43

"Zayn, have you ever thought of running for Student Body President?" "No, sir," "I think you should try," "Anything for you, Mr. Payne," Zayn Malik is your average teenager. He runs the school newspaper, likes video games, and has a secret crush on his English teacher, Mr. Payne. For him, everything he wants is just out of grasp, that is, until he runs for Student Body President. And suddenly, things just start to work out for him, including a relationship that is so wrong and so right at the same time. Or, the one where Zayn is in doing something illegal, Mr. Payne supports it, and Louis is the best and worst person ever.

Teachers Tapestry by lovingfemmes

It's Collette's first day of senior year and she already can't wait for it to be over. She's a good student with an even bigger reputation to her teachers, all but one. Valentina Fairbourne is new to teaching in this high school. Bigger pay, smaller classes. What could go wrong? Virtually nothing. But what about one student? Can things remain professional between the two? Strictly teacher and student? [THERE ARE ERRORS in this book! So many errors & they will get fixed soon enough. I just write for fun & none of it is professional. Please beware of these before you read further!]

Tutor / Muke by addiictedtomuke

"You're just my tutor, we're not fucking friends." Or where Luke's parents force Luke to get a tutor and he's not so happy about it. fem!michael punk!luke warnings; smut

Ms. Anderson by hotformilfs

Emily had to take a year off from school because of her mental health, and now she's 18 and ready to start fresh. She's always been a straight-A student and plans to keep it that way by focusing on her studies this year. But then she meets the new English teacher, who she realizes she's seen before, although this time she seems different, more strict. Will Emily be able to stay focused, or will she find herself falling for the charms of her strict teacher? • Slow burn • Teacher x student • Age gap (24 years) ~Highest rankings~ #1 in womensfiction #1 in teacherstudent #2 in englishteacher #2 in teacherspet #2 in women #2 in girlxwoman #4 in lgbt

Him by luvzayn0714

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Degrees of Desire (gxg, txs) by lexizreadz

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My Sister's Crush - A Larry Stylinson Fan Fiction by i_am_obssessed

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Zayn is in charge of the school. He has everything he has ever wanted. A girlfriend to cover up his true sexuality, a spot on the football team, and a boy toy to satisfy his true needs. And that boy toy's name is Liam Payne. But when a new student comes to school and throws everything in a loop, Zayn finds himself helpessly trying to pull things back together and make it through the end of the school year. ^_^ This is a boyxboy fic. If you don't like that, then...don't read it. Ziam/Ziall. Enjoy!

Professor by Kyrmina_C

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Malik For Student Body President {Ziam Student/Teacher} cover

Teachers Tapestry cover

Tutor / Muke cover

Ms. Anderson cover

Degrees of Desire (gxg, txs) cover

Ballerina Boy cover

My Sister's Crush - A Larry Stylinson Fan Fiction cover

Unspoken Words - Ziam/Ziall Mini-Fic cover

Professor cover

Malik For Student Body President {Ziam Student/Teacher}

"Zayn, have you ever thought of running for Student Body President?" "No, sir," "I think you should try," "Anything for you, Mr. Payne," Zayn Malik is your average teenager. He runs the school newspaper, likes video games, and has a secret crush on his English teacher, Mr. Payne. For him, everything he wants is just out of grasp, that is, until he runs for Student Body President. And suddenly, things just start to work out for him, including a relationship that is so wrong and so right at the same time. Or, the one where Zayn is in doing something illegal, Mr. Payne supports it, and Louis is the best and worst person ever.