Some Jokes That Is OK
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So dis is a joke book. A joke book
This Is This Cat
This is is Cat
It's a cat
The Cute a cat
the nice Cat
The Idiotic Cat
NOW LOOK AT THE SECOND WORD AND READ THE FIRST THREE WORDS (does dat make sense? Idk)
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