You're Not Allowed to be Human

He slowly leaned his face closer to mine. Dangerously close. "What are doing," I exclaimed while trying to wiggle out from underneath him. He placed his hands on either side of my face. "Izaya, stop!" His face was practically hovering right over mine. He chuckled. "What do you think I'm trying to do, kiss you?" He shook his head then laughed. "Why would I do that? I just wanted to tell you that your hair is gross, your clothes don't match your style, and that I've never seen anyone as ugly as you." He got off of me and started walking towards his room. "Just saying," He waved.