your quiet afternoon crush || Peter Parker

Peter thinks about how sometimes cats will run off for hours on end only to return with a dead animal at their owner's doorsteps as a sign of love and devotion. Then he thinks about how he's been splurging on different brands of tea at the corner bodega and offering part of his lunch to Michelle - MJ - every day for weeks now.

Then he thinks about slamming his head on the lunch table repeatedly.

Or, MJ is ruining Peter's life one cup of tea and smart ass comment at a time.