Cooperative Humor

There are really not words to describe a day at my job... So I figured I'd let it speak for itself
-random customer- "You can really tell it's a hardware store, it smells like metal" -me- "we also sell plastic..."

Carie, "oh yea I forgot our vacuum cleaner's broken" me, "Carie! what'd you do this time?" "Nothing! Somebody else broke it, actually I remember now. Trey went to vacuum Dave's office and came back out covered in dust and dirt and said 'yea, it doesn't work anymore' " me, "sometimes it's best if you just don't ask questions..."

"Dave, how do you do coupons?" "I don'know I just leave it for Carie" "Alright, sounds good, thanks Dave" "No problem any time" *prints receipt, staples it to coupon and throws it into a bin* "alright, have a nice day!" them, "you to" me, "thanks!"