Mc'Donalds
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Pink paste always frozen!
This is where I talk shit, to make myself feel better that my life's work is eating junk food.
This is also the book where I preform satanic rituals to summon the creator of Burger King so I may stab him
There also my be sexy pictures of me
(THIS BOOK IS A FUCKING JOKE! DONT BE A MC'BITCH AND REPORT ME)
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