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When the Potatoes met.

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Reads 61
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Parts 3
Time 13m

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Lambagini Clementis Rivers is rude.

And weird.

And plain.

And the biggest troublemaker you will meet. 

She hates people and likes to think of herself as a potato.

 Because potatoes are better than humans. 

And she's not the only one that thinks so. 

When she meets a " someone"  in the airport toilets,
Lambagini thinks she's found her first friend. 

Or true love. 
  

And possibly the beginning.

---

"Get off me you fat, ugly human!" I shout at him yet he doesn't move.

Instead he holds me tighter.

"I hate you," I whisper, trying to sound really mean. 

He just smiles and kisses my forehead.

"I like you though," He whispers resting his forehead against mine.

***

Very badly written but please read for the sake of Potatoes.All Rights Reserved

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