Something odd happens. And then it happens again. And...again. ... It starts with an alarm clock waking up an overworked Latino. Set sometime...idk after Percabeth escapes Tartarus. And before the world ends. This story is on AO3 AND fanfiction.net! The title is obviously the same, and my usernamea are both fluffier432. DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything but the quarter-assed plot. (Not even half-assed lol) If the characters seem OOC (which they totally could), that's why. **If you're reading this on any site other than Wattpad, you are very likely at risk of malware attack. If you'd like to read this in its original, safe form, please go to https://www.wattpad.com/user/ConstantlyObsessed . Thank you.